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"One day, you’re going to look back and think about us, and wonder why you let it all slip away."

“I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.”

“Stop being so attractive.. it’s distracting.”

“I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.”

“Screw that “ily” bullshit. If you really love me, you can fucking spell it out.”

“If someone truly wants you, nothing will keep them away. They will do everything they can just to be with you.”

“Dear Boys, be the type of guy you would want your daughter to be with.”

“I dont trust words, I trust actions.”

“These days I don’t know what’s higher.. my phone bills, food prices, gas, or me.”

“It’s cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don’t like you.”

“I like my coffee how I like my people.. I fucking hate coffee.”

“Me: awww cute dog *walks closer* BARK BARK BARK BARK me: well, fuck you too you ugly piece of shit.”

“All I need is a remote control, to skip the pain, to fast forward bad times, to rewind the memories and to stop the sweet moments.”

“BESTFRIENDS has 11 letters, but so does BACKSTABBER.”

“I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let’s work together bro.”

“Money. Kush. Love. Music.”

“Did your mom drop you as a baby?” “Yeah, into a pool of sexy.”

“Yeah I miss you. I miss us. I miss having you to talk to whenever I wanted. But I know I have to move on, because this is pointless.”

“I got 99 problems and they’re all solved with kush.”

“Keep blazing and stay amazing.”

“Buys a sex doll. Friendzoned.”

“Those nights when all you want to do is cuddle up next to someone and then you realize you’re single.”

“I’m not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.”

“ily = I barely do. Love you = I do, but I don’t at the same time. I love you = Trust me. I mean it.”
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